The airport is a cruel, unfeeling dimension, uninterested in your culture war bullshit. It’s acceptable to drink at 7 am, and they will sell your lost luggage. The only food available is either dill pickle almonds or brisket nachos, with no middle ground. Hanson also tried to pressure the Nashville airport out of funding a Juneteenth celebration, saying, “I don’t want my tax dollars or fees off of plane tickets going to radical agendas.” And with all due respect, you’re talking to an airport, Gabrielle. Have you ever seen a minion serve body? Because you have now. Because she’s constantly serving cartoon looks. Also, for the record, her name is Jaidynn “Dior” Fierce, not “Dioree,” and Elmo is not remotely her finest work. John: Okay, but by that logic, we should outlaw children from walking around Times Square, too, because seeing Olaf from Frozen with his head popped off, smoking a Black & Mild is way more confusing than someone wearing eyeshadow and an Elmo themed bodysuit. In one of the pictures of Jaidynn Diore Fierce, one of the miss fits, she’s clad in an Elmo-themed drag outfit, which I’m sure to an underage individual, this could create confusion in their mind as to what’s being represented. Anyway, back in April, Hanson made news for opposing the city’s pride event, arguing its participants couldn’t be trusted around children, and offering this critique of previous performers. And look how happy she is there! That’s the face of someone who just dined on a well-done steak and read some classified documents on the toilet. She’s branded herself as a hardcore MAGA candidate and has posted photos of herself at Mar-a-Lago. And to show you just how bad it’s gotten, just look at the mayoral race unfolding in the city of Franklin, Tennessee, where their current republican mayor is facing this woman, Gabrielle Hanson, a real estate agent and current alderman. But not just nationally, at the local level too. It is pretty clear that the republican party is being controlled by the absolute extremes. Without it, he’s just the cryptkeeper with a patchy bleach job. Elections for the new speaker will likely be held this week, and so far the front runners seem to be far-right Jim Jordan or Steve Scalise, who’s been described as “David Duke without the baggage.” And you know who described him as that? He did! And to describe yourself as David Duke - the former grand wizard of the KKK - without the baggage, is a “choice.” Because that man is all baggage. Which is only slightly undermined by the fact that he’s dressed like a 4-year-old who’s going to fuck up the whole wedding. The chair declares the house in recess, subject to the call of the chair. And he seemed pretty angry after McCarthy’s ousting. It left North Carolina representative Patrick McHenry - Patton Oswalt as a ventriloquist dummy - serving as temporary speaker. As of taping, Israel is, in the words of its prime minister, “at war,” FEMA ran a test to see how effectively our phones could scare the shit out of us, and Kevin McCarthy was the victim of the first-ever intra-party coup against a speaker of the house. John: Welcome, welcome, welcome to “Last Week Tonight!” I’m John Oliver. Other segments: 2023 Franklin, Tennessee mayoral election NFL footage © NFL Productions LLC.Main segment: Homeschooling in the United States All other NFL-related trademarks are trademarks of the National Football League. NFL and the NFL shield design are registered trademarks of the National Football League.The team names, logos and uniform designs are registered trademarks of the teams indicated.
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